lostfrostprince:

korrasponding:

everkings:

HAhahasdfsld

oh my god that gif.

these are just getting better and better

galifianafuck:

if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:

  • take car
  • go to mum’s
  • kill phil
  • grab liz
  • go to the winchester
  • have a nice cold pint  
  • and wait for all this to blow over

We’re not supposed to be friends, you and me. We’re meant to be enemies. Did you know that? 

this-whole-worlds-a-lie:

HEY GUYS

THIS IS IMPORTANT

THE WHOLE “FIND YOUR FRIENDS FROM FACEBOOK AND TWITTER” THING

GO TO YOUR PREFERENCES PAGE IN THE TOP RIGHT

IT’S THE COG THING

AND THEN UNDER YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS UN-CHECK THE BOX

Could someone who knows a lot about eating disorders (specifically bulimia) appear in my ask please?

http://gimmeabutterbeer.tumblr.com/ask

Click the link and reblog yourself as kawaii

peetapockets:

I wonder how many people on here have heard of me. like have seen my url and thought, oh i’ve heard of her.

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

WHEN U REALLY WANT TO SAY SOMETHING BUT EVERYONE ELSE KEEPS TALKIN AND U CANT GET A WORD IN

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

A message from this-whole-worlds-a-lie


ON AVERAGE, HOW MANY BITCHES DO YOU WAKE UP WITH EVERY MORNING?

ALL THE BITCHES.

Even you dopon.

A message from this-whole-worlds-a-lie


WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH BILL CLINTON?

NO

A message from this-whole-worlds-a-lie


HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK?

BIGGER THAN YOURS

astrejlau:

pencilpaperpassion:

littlelionheartedavatar:

gomenne:

girlthrualookingglass:

Julio Diaz has a daily routine. Every night, the 31-year-old social worker ends his hour-long subway commute to the Bronx one stop early, just so he can eat at his favorite diner.

But one night last month, as Diaz stepped off the No. 6 train and onto a nearly empty platform, his evening took an unexpected turn.

He was walking toward the stairs when a teenage boy approached and pulled out a knife.

“He wants my money, so I just gave him my wallet and told him, ‘Here you go,’” Diaz says.

As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, “Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you’re going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm.”

The would-be robber looked at his would-be victim, “like what’s going on here?” Diaz says. “He asked me, ‘Why are you doing this?’”

Diaz replied: “If you’re willing to risk your freedom for a few dollars, then I guess you must really need the money. I mean, all I wanted to do was get dinner and if you really want to join me … hey, you’re more than welcome.

“You know, I just felt maybe he really needs help,” Diaz says.

Diaz says he and the teen went into the diner and sat in a booth.

“The manager comes by, the dishwashers come by, the waiters come by to say hi,” Diaz says. “The kid was like, ‘You know everybody here. Do you own this place?’”

“No, I just eat here a lot,” Diaz says he told the teen. “He says, ‘But you’re even nice to the dishwasher.’”

Diaz replied, “Well, haven’t you been taught you should be nice to everybody?”

“Yea, but I didn’t think people actually behaved that way,” the teen said.

Diaz asked him what he wanted out of life. “He just had almost a sad face,” Diaz says.

The teen couldn’t answer Diaz — or he didn’t want to.

When the bill arrived, Diaz told the teen, “Look, I guess you’re going to have to pay for this bill ‘cause you have my money and I can’t pay for this. So if you give me my wallet back, I’ll gladly treat you.”

The teen “didn’t even think about it” and returned the wallet, Diaz says. “I gave him $20 … I figure maybe it’ll help him. I don’t know.”

Diaz says he asked for something in return — the teen’s knife — “and he gave it to me.”

Afterward, when Diaz told his mother what happened, she said, “You’re the type of kid that if someone asked you for the time, you gave them your watch.”

“I figure, you know, if you treat people right, you can only hope that they treat you right. It’s as simple as it gets in this complicated world.”

FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED

THIS IS WHAT JESUS WOULD DO EVERYONE

JUST SAYING

THIS IS HOW HE WANTS US TO ACT IRL

TO LOVE OUR ENEMIES AND PRAY FOR THOSE WHO PERSECUTE US

This is great. I wish there were more people like this guy.

I always imagined a story like this, but to hear someone did it, that is amazing. <3